Job Opportunity

[dogpoo]

Job Vacancies

Due to the recent departure of Stack to pastures new I’m currently looking to fill two posts with immediate affect.

Vacancy 1 Senior Boat B1tch

Key skills must include ability to drive in a straight line and at a constant speed without PP. Candidates will need to be able to drop everything dependant upon weather. Excuses like “I have to work” will not be tolerated. Unlike the last boy it would be preferable if candidates could display some basic common sense and mechanical aptitude. Candidates must display a willingness to have the P1ss ripped out of them and the ability to reciprocate accordingly.

Remuneration package will consist of constant ridicule + benefits

Vacancy 2 - Winch boy

This post requires next to no skill. The ability to carry a few things and as before the ability to be ridiculed and/or ridicule is paramount. Must show a strong desire to run up and down the bank retrieving the line whilst others have fun.

Remuneration package - Free winching + plasters

[saltwater_cowboy]

I think you'll find this position hard to fill. I mean who on earth would want to be taken out on a nice boat all day and given the oppurtunity to ride for a fiver a set?

Stack we're missing you already. Oh and your missing out on Martins stag night tomorrow. We're gonna strip him naked and throw him in the lake!

[stack]

Judging by his riding he likes doing that anyway
Turns out there was a winch tour in Brussels this year. Sods law it happened before I got here.

[lukey]

Looks like we've got him now! Anything we should know!!!! haha

[dogpoo]

This guy is as ghetto as it gets just ask him what he bought when I sent him out to get some more wood to extend the flat bar. It defies belief !

[stack]

stack's ollie bar..........coming to a lake near Reading.